DID YOU FALL FOR IT?
All articles published the week of March 31 were a part of our April Fool’s issue! Thanks to everyone involved and who kept our secrets going, and to the rest of you for having a great sense of humor! In addition to being listed below, we’ll publish links to these articles on our Facebook timeline today and tomorrow. Check them out, leave some comments, and let us know if we got you!
The following articles were published as a part of The Seminole’s 2014 April Fool’s issue! The information, quotations, and other content is completely fictitious and should not be considered a true representation of the school, the administration, or other governing entities.
SEMINOLE DISCONTINUES ROUNDING UP SEMESTER GRADES
CLASS OF 2020 SANFORD BASKETBALL PLAYER COMMITS TO KENTUCKY
DR. CONNIE COLLINS, SEMINOLE’S OWN OPRAH, TO WRITE FIRST SELF-HELP BOOK
MS. TURNER HOSTS CONTEST TO FIND STUDENT WITH MOST CREATIVE LOCKER
UF’S MISTAKE: ACCEPTANCE TURNED REJECTION?
SHS TO CHARGE STUDENTS FOR WI-FI USE
ADVICE: BOYS HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT?
EDITORIAL: POINT: MOTHER AMERICA: CANADA’S FUTURE
EDITORIAL: COUNTERPOINT: TIME FOR CANADA TO SAVE AMERICA FROM ITSELF
EXCESSIVE DRESS CODE VIOLATIONS BRING UNIFORMS TO CAMPUS
ADMINISTRATION TO TRACK SOCIAL MEDIA
SEMINOLE “EGGS ON” ENVIRONMENTAL SUSTAINABILITY
HURRICANE OF ISSUES STRIKES: A RETROSPECTIVE
CAGE CASTED FOR HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY—PART 2
ADMINISTRATION TO CUT ATTENDANCE OF IB STUDENTS, TEACHERS TO REDUCE OVERCROWDING, OVERWORKING